California Man Gets Superpowers After Falling Into Reactor Pool

Not really, although someone seriously did fall into the cooling water pool at San Onofre. I wouldn't make a joke about it unless he was okay, which he was. He got about a chest X-ray's worth of radiation, or a transcontinental flight (they're about the same).


"Hey Sam, will you quit screwing around and take those contacts out and get out of the reactor pool?"