Wednesday, May 26, 2010

What's Worse Than People Who Hate Video Games?

People who hate video games, except they've spent the last week playing one from 1986. Now I realize why I hate all video games: because you dummies didn't realize that video games were perfected with Star Glider, and everything since then is but a pale imitation.


Grego said...

It was 1982, numb-nuts. The Vid Kidz brought forth their third incredible game, a masterpiece which has never been equalled.

Robotron: 2084

Are you with it?

Michael Caton said...

That's nonsense for two reasons. First is that Star Glider is the best, an assertion which admits of no argument. Second is that my gonads suffer from no sensory deficits.

TGP said...

You never played Raid Over Moscow on the C64. That's why you're a punk.

Michael Caton said...

But you know what I did play with a C64? A game called "What happens when you pour maple syrup and coke into a C64 disk drive while it's running, and then take it out to the street in front of your house and beat it with a baseball bat." The answer: it stops working. But not after the maple syrup amazingly enough. Not right away anyway.