Thursday, January 6, 2011

Cooking, New Definitions, Brutal Death-Grind

1) Cooking: Epic Meal Time! Next level breakfast maneuver:

2) New definition - sociopathos: the mixture of glee and contempt you feel when a person who constantly looks for sympathy by playing the victim gets much more badly victimized than they expected.

3) Brutal Death-Grind. Warning: will destroy your mind with non-Euclidean polyrhtyhms and sheer gruesomulence. This may explain why 5 a.m. airport shuttle rides are oddly unsettling.

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