...of being the world's biggest douche. (Even you TGP.) You know why? Cause this guy.
This jack-off turned on his GPS tracker and drove 12,000 miles in the shape of letters to spell that out. And I even like Ayn Rand. I just don't like douches. On a scale of 1 to 10 where 10 is the douchiest, this dude comes in somewhere between ultraviolet and habanero.
Next time I recommend just wearing a T-shirt to get your message across. That way you won't have to change your name to Massengil.