Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Happy 2010! HAVE YOU CHECKED THE ORBIT?

Forget global warming. Let's hurry up and send a mission to Europa before it starts to melt from Jovian warming. We can attempt all the landings there we want, don't worry about it. Anybody who obeys messages from the Monolith is a PUSSY. If you already know how to hit things with bones then you're done.

You are a smart blog reader...you will know what to do.

2 comments:

TGP said...

I can't think of how to hit the blog with a bone in a manner which is safe for a work environment.

All these worlds are yours except Europa. Stay the fuck out or we will cut you.

Michael Caton said...

As it turns out I was going to drive all the way over to the VLA in NM but decided I didn't feel like spending $285 in gas to look at something for 10 minutes. Plus it would have been wery bad for my asthma.