Timeless Wisdom

The words of Sam Eagle are categorically true.

Happy 2010! HAVE YOU CHECKED THE ORBIT?

Forget global warming. Let's hurry up and send a mission to Europa before it starts to melt from Jovian warming. We can attempt all the landings there we want, don't worry about it. Anybody who obeys messages from the Monolith is a PUSSY. If you already know how to hit things with bones then you're done.

You are a smart blog reader...you will know what to do.